Nov 2, 2005

A very specialized ministry

"I will make you fishers of exotic fish."

An L.A. Catholic blogger innocently asked what the MLGC fish logo posted on the brand new L.A. Archdiocesan website stands for.

Here is the answer:

"Ministry to Lesbian and Gay Catfish."

I originally thought it meant "Ministry to Lesbian and Gay Rainbow Trout," but I quickly realized that "Rainbow Trout" begins with an "R" instead of a "C."


Anonymous Linda said...

OH! I thought it meant Mixed-up Ladies and Gentlemen of the Church.

11:30 PM  
Blogger Saint Johns Army said...

Hey Pete,
I live in this here Bible Belt ONLY, southern hills of Tennessee, and I don't git sum, or, just about all of this your saying. We ain't got no pictures like that on the back of no trucks around here. Septen maybe near the city. That's it, I'm a claming up like an old Mississippi mud turtle, just as sooon as i say, that aint no catfish, catfish ain't got no colors and they are bottom feeders.

git it!

John Boy

4:04 AM  
Blogger Venerable Aussie said...

Mahony's Lamentably Gross Cathedral

And the fish connection?

Well let's just say it's lifeless, and it clearly stinks.

And the rainbow colors?

It obviously has something to do with pots of gold at the end (although it's unclear whether that refers to the cost of the building or future payouts).

4:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is ministering to the suffering faithful, I wonder???

9:24 AM  
Anonymous Linda said...

How about Ministry to a Laughable and Grotesque Creed?

2:01 PM  

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