Oregon seminary rector: 'I don't know how to feel about it'
Dear Oregon seminary rector,
Let me break this down for you, seminary rector. You don’t need to FEEL anything about these reviews or the ban on homosexuals. What you should be THINKING is what you and the rest of the girls have done to make these reviews and the ban necessary in the first place. And, second, how you will cooperate completely with the reviewers and with the changes that are authorized.
In preparation, shut your pie hole, resolve that you will follow orders from Rome when they are given and knock off the whining. The problem is that there are too many of you touchy-feely Nancy-boys in the Catholic Church as it is. In addition, for a seminary rector to state publicly that he doesn’t “know how to feel about it” is dog dung.
If you still think you need to get in touch with your feelings, go watch Oprah. If that’s not enough for you Chablis and brie pansies, go post on Queen Amy's or Queen David’s blog.
I’m sure that those two ‘feelers’ will help you to get in touch with your inner woman.
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Oregon seminary rector: 'I don't know how to feel about it'
Dear Oregon seminary rector,
Let me break this down for you, seminary rector. You don’t need to FEEL anything about these reviews or the ban on homosexuals. What you should be THINKING is what you and the rest of the girls have done to make these reviews and the ban necessary in the first place. And, second, how you will cooperate completely with the reviewers and with the changes that are authorized.
In preparation, shut your pie hole, resolve that you will follow orders from Rome when they are given and knock off the whining. The problem is that there are too many of you touchy-feely Nancy-boys in the Catholic Church as it is. In addition, for a seminary rector to state publicly that he doesn’t “know how to feel about it” is dog dung.
If you still think you need to get in touch with your feelings, go watch Oprah. If that’s not enough for you Chablis and brie pansies, go post on
Queen Amy's
or
Queen David’s blog.
I’m sure that those two ‘feelers’ will help you to get in touch with your inner woman.
Sock
p.s. You want feelings?
I’ll give you feelings.
Here’s to your wittle fee-wings.
:-)
hey maybe if they go to rome paparatzi can lock them in the vatican dungeon and we can be rid of them ;)
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