Nov 24, 2005

England's other 'queen' will 'tie the knot'


Sir Elton [John] and [David] Furnish, a Canadian-born film-maker, have been together for 12 years.

They will tie the knot on December 21, becoming one of the first same-sex couples to "marry" following the introduction of the Civil Partnership Act.

Tie the KNOT? No they're NOT. Tie all they will, it's just NOT possible.

It is possible, I suppose, however remotely so, that Elton could become a 'gay' deacon in L.A. We have those and more are waiting in the wings. Moreover, we heard from "the mouth of Todd" Himself that being 'gay' is not a problem in L.A. even for those who want to be priests.

Of course, Sir Elton would have to make a few adjustments like, become a Catholic and tone down his hatred for the pope. But, heck, queerer things have happened.


Anonymous Kaytlin said...


Thanks for making us laugh. It's KNOT good to cry all the time.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Elton could give a workshop at Congress for Tiny (liturgical) Dancers.

Bad joke. Too late, sorry. I pressed the 'Login and Publish' button.

2:59 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

You beat me to the punch PQ! But I did need a good laugh!

6:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why would he have to tone down his hatred for the pope?

10:38 AM  
Blogger Iosephus said...

This is some funny commentary you've posted here, Quintero!

11:27 AM  
Blogger bobnd said...

Remember Fulton Sheen said it takes three to get married. Man, Woman and God. In case of same sex couples it takes Fag 1, Fag 2 and the devil. They are not marriages, as much as they want to say that they are marriages they are not.

5:41 PM  
Blogger OrthodoxWarrior said...

Nice one BOB ND, Fulton J Sheen's Book didn't cover that Fag1, Fag2, and the devil though. Maybe you should write a book called, "It Takes Three To Marry (Revisited for Modern Times)" I agree with you, Satan has got to be rolling around laughing about these mockeries. People don't get it, this will ruin society as a whole and spread more AIDS! I don't see why we spend millions of dollars on fighting aids! It's like Michael Savage said, Why? AIDS should be considered a form of LOVE! EVERYTHING these perverts are doing is LOVE, So why not AIDS!

12:16 PM  
Blogger OrthodoxWarrior said...


12:18 PM  
Blogger bobnd said...

Well Orthodox we both know of one former cleric that would qualify.

12:30 AM  

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