Nov 24, 2005

England's other 'queen' will 'tie the knot'



THE EVENING STANDARD reports ...

Sir Elton [John] and [David] Furnish, a Canadian-born film-maker, have been together for 12 years.

They will tie the knot on December 21, becoming one of the first same-sex couples to "marry" following the introduction of the Civil Partnership Act.



Tie the KNOT? No they're NOT. Tie all they will, it's just NOT possible.

It is possible, I suppose, however remotely so, that Elton could become a 'gay' deacon in L.A. We have those and more are waiting in the wings. Moreover, we heard from "the mouth of Todd" Himself that being 'gay' is not a problem in L.A. even for those who want to be priests.

Of course, Sir Elton would have to make a few adjustments like, become a Catholic and tone down his hatred for the pope. But, heck, queerer things have happened.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Kaytlin said...

Quintero:

Thanks for making us laugh. It's KNOT good to cry all the time.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Elton could give a workshop at Congress for Tiny (liturgical) Dancers.

Bad joke. Too late, sorry. I pressed the 'Login and Publish' button.

2:59 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

You beat me to the punch PQ! But I did need a good laugh!

6:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why would he have to tone down his hatred for the pope?

10:38 AM  
Blogger Iosephus said...

This is some funny commentary you've posted here, Quintero!

11:27 AM  
Blogger bobnd said...

Remember Fulton Sheen said it takes three to get married. Man, Woman and God. In case of same sex couples it takes Fag 1, Fag 2 and the devil. They are not marriages, as much as they want to say that they are marriages they are not.

5:41 PM  
Blogger OrthodoxWarrior said...

Nice one BOB ND, Fulton J Sheen's Book didn't cover that Fag1, Fag2, and the devil though. Maybe you should write a book called, "It Takes Three To Marry (Revisited for Modern Times)" I agree with you, Satan has got to be rolling around laughing about these mockeries. People don't get it, this will ruin society as a whole and spread more AIDS! I don't see why we spend millions of dollars on fighting aids! It's like Michael Savage said, Why? AIDS should be considered a form of LOVE! EVERYTHING these perverts are doing is LOVE, So why not AIDS!

12:16 PM  
Blogger OrthodoxWarrior said...

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS!

12:18 PM  
Blogger bobnd said...

Well Orthodox we both know of one former cleric that would qualify.

12:30 AM  

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