"Pelosi, joined on the floor by her six grandchildren, including a 2-month-old boy, wasted no time bringing a woman's touch to the office. As she concluded her remarks, the new speaker invited the children gathered in the historic chamber to join her on the rostrum and touch the speaker's gavel.
"Dozens of children, dressed in their Sunday best, trooped down the aisles to climb the speaker's rostrum. 'For these children, for all America's children, the House will come to order,' Pelosi intoned rhythmically, pounding the gavel."
Hey, Nancy, what do you mean, "all America's children?" You are forgetting the one-third of America's children whom you and your fellow pro-aborts are complicit in aborting.
Being such a rabid pro-abort, Nancy, you should have been truthful and said, when all the children gathered around you, "Of course, you kids are merely survivors of the abortions I promote so zealously. You are lucky to be alive. Your parents had every right to kill you before you were born. And no doubt they've aborted brothers and sisters of yours! Isn't that great?"
And Nancy, being such a fan of aborting babies, you should also have told the kids, "I'm for killing you if your parents had wanted to! And my bishops let me go to Communion anyway! Isn't that great?"
Oh, well, Nancy, surely America's Catholic bishops will step forward now and correct you. Surely they will set the record straight, speaking out in memory of the 50 million dead babies and defending the millions more babies targeted even now by abortionists. Surely the bishops will defend the Holy Eucharist and will announce to American Catholics and all the American people, "You cannot be Catholic and pro-abortion." (Disclaimer: This is sarcasm.)